At one point he decided enough was enough.

Quote by Steven Wright

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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches...

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches...

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran...

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran...

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full...

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full...

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear...

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear...

How young can you die of old age?

How young can you die of old age?

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens...

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens...

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my...

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my...

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to...

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to...

I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French...

I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French...