Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Reality: What a concept!
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.
We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any...
God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.