Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humo Quotes

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Ballet's image of perfection is fashioned amid a milieu of wracked bodies, fevered imaginations, Balkan...

Ballet's image of perfection is fashioned amid a milieu of wracked bodies, fevered imaginations, Balkan...

Ballet class is like Life Lessons 101. You learn some of life's most important lessons...

Ballet class is like Life Lessons 101. You learn some of life's most important lessons...

Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's...

Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's...