Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humo Quotes

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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

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If a book is really good, it deserves to be read again, and if it's...

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.