Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Divorce Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humo Quotes

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!