God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Quote by Robin Williams

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I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.