No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket the world over, I don't think, will ever know how different things would be...

Cricket the world over, I don't think, will ever know how different things would be...

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at...

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at...