We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!

Quote by Chris Rock

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Hunger Quotes, Wealth Quotes

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...

Ja Rule is not Tupac

Ja Rule is not Tupac

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed...

A man is only as faithful as his options

A man is only as faithful as his options

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can...

George Bush hates midgets.

George Bush hates midgets.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look...