We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Quote by Chris Rock
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
George Bush hates midgets.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Ja Rule is not Tupac
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He...
A man is only as faithful as his options
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have...
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells...
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
A man is only as faithful as his options.
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because...
Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble...
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...
I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest
The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the...