Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.