Quotes by Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

#Ego, #Women

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

#Women

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

#Women

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

#Politics

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

#Money

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

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Comedy is acting out optimism.

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Carpe per diem - seize the check.

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