When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

A lot of people insisted on a wall between modern dance and ballet. I'm beginning...

A lot of people insisted on a wall between modern dance and ballet. I'm beginning...

Ballet is not technique but a way of expression that comes more closely to the...

Ballet is not technique but a way of expression that comes more closely to the...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...