The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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I rise at six and then I feed the chicks , And I'm feeling lonesome...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy.. pshh, every girl's...

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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