Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

Picture Quote by Jerry Seinfield

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

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Earth Laughs In Flowers

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Earth Laughs In Flowers

With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

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With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

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If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

The hardest part is being around him knowing you can't have him and he'll never...

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The hardest part is being around him knowing you can't have him and he'll never...

Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

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Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

It's time for women to stop being politely angry.

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It's time for women to stop being politely angry.