Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

Picture Quote by Jerry Seinfield

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

Earth Laughs In Flowers

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Earth Laughs In Flowers

If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

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If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

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With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

It's the rule of life that everything you have always wanted comes the very second...

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It's the rule of life that everything you have always wanted comes the very second...

Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

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Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same