Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

Picture Quote by Jerry Seinfield

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

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Earth Laughs In Flowers

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Earth Laughs In Flowers

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

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With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

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If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

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Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays...

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

I've always been a hugger. If we all hugged more, the world would be a...

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I've always been a hugger. If we all hugged more, the world would be a...

Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

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Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

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Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.