Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

Picture Quote by Jerry Seinfield

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

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Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

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With freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy.

Earth Laughs In Flowers

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Earth Laughs In Flowers

If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

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If I had a flower for every time yo umade me smile and laugh I'd...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

For making a long distance relationship work, avoid the temptation to be controlling.

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For making a long distance relationship work, avoid the temptation to be controlling.

Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

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Break ups aren't always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...