A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her a man of the woman who didn't

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her a man of the woman who didn't

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

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Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.

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If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.

If someone truly loves you, they will never give you a reason to doubt it

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If someone truly loves you, they will never give you a reason to doubt it