A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her a man of the woman who didn't

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her a man of the woman who didn't

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

'LOVE YOURSELF' does not mean to do only what one feels or perceives is right,...

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'LOVE YOURSELF' does not mean to do only what one feels or perceives is right,...

A true relationship is having someone who accepts your past, supports your present, loves you...

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A true relationship is having someone who accepts your past, supports your present, loves you...