In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

If you think are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.

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If you think are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body...

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body...

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

Don't be ashamed of the way you look. You have exactly what somebody else wants.

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Don't be ashamed of the way you look. You have exactly what somebody else wants.

Some people forget their own greatness.

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Some people forget their own greatness.

Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be...

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Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be...

Speak your mind even if your voice shakes

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Speak your mind even if your voice shakes

You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.

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You are far too smart to be the only thing standing in your way.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...