In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

Picture Quote by Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A man has two options in a relationship Either stand up and be the man...

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A man has two options in a relationship Either stand up and be the man...

In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done,...

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In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done,...