I can always make you smile

I can always make you smile

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Smile Picture Quotes

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

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You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum? Welcome to the Carribbean love.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

Your smile looks adorable on you! You should wear it more often

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Your smile looks adorable on you! You should wear it more often

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...