I can always make you smile

I can always make you smile

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Smile Picture Quotes

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Use your smile to change the world but don't let the world change your smile

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Use your smile to change the world but don't let the world change your smile

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her