I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it twice

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it twice

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Good things Picture Quotes, Swear Picture Quotes

Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

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Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

I'm so excited for all of the good things to come

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I'm so excited for all of the good things to come

Good things come to those who wait

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Good things come to those who wait