I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it twice

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it twice

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who work...

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Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who work...

When you leave the wrong people behind the right things start happening.

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When you leave the wrong people behind the right things start happening.