Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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A witty saying proves nothing

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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