A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Picture Quote by Charles M Schwab

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Eat a big breakfast, average lunch and tiny dinner.

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Eat a big breakfast, average lunch and tiny dinner.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

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It doesn't matter how hard you work in the gym if you don't control what...

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would...

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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...