A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

Picture Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

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There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Try not to pull away when your girlfriend or boyfriend tries to kiss you. They...

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Try not to pull away when your girlfriend or boyfriend tries to kiss you. They...

If you need me, call me. I don’t care if I’m sleeping, if I’m having...

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If you need me, call me. I don’t care if I’m sleeping, if I’m having...