A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

Picture Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

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In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

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Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

Happiness starts with you, not with your relationships, not with your job, not with your...

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Happiness starts with you, not with your relationships, not with your job, not with your...

When a man loves a woman periodically he needs to pull away before he can...

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When a man loves a woman periodically he needs to pull away before he can...