A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

Picture Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

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A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my...

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

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When someone asks me to borrow a book, at first I'm happy they want to...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Kiss me hard before you go

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Kiss me hard before you go

I don't need a love story to explain the story of me falling in love

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I don't need a love story to explain the story of me falling in love