A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

Picture Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after four kisses

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

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The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

Try not to pull away when your girlfriend or boyfriend tries to kiss you. They...

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Try not to pull away when your girlfriend or boyfriend tries to kiss you. They...

If I seek to fulfill my own needs at the expense of my partner, we...

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If I seek to fulfill my own needs at the expense of my partner, we...