https://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/facebook.pnghttps://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/twitter.pnghttps://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/google-plus.png

Related Picture Quotes

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

— view —

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

— view —

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

— view —

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

— view —

When I was little

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

— view —

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

— view —

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

— view —

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

— view —

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

— view —

I'm pretty sure the whole

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

— view —

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

— view —

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

— view —

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

— view —

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

— view —

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

— view —

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

— view —

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

— view —

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

— view —

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to...

— view —

I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to...

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to...

— view —

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to...

Learn from yesterday live for today hope for tomorrow.

— view —

Learn from yesterday live for today hope for tomorrow.

If you're going to do something tonight, that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

— view —

If you're going to do something tonight, that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...