I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please, continue while I take notes.

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please, continue while I take notes.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes, Live Picture Quotes, Notes Picture Quotes, Sorry Picture Quotes

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

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The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

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It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet but when I'm...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

The other day someone asked me, "Why do you always insist on taking the hard...

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The other day someone asked me,

I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that...

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I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that...

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for...

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You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for...

A promise means EVERYTHING But once is it broken sorry means NOTHING

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A promise means EVERYTHING But once is it broken sorry means NOTHING