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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why would you use Internet Explorer Ohmygod You type so slow lemme type No you spelled it wrong Caps lock is on moron Why would you click on zwinky ad ohmygod Scroll down I wish I was dead Hurry Up You don't need to double click on that dumbass Get the f*ck out of the chair and lemme do it
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