Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it up and 1 friend secretly hoping it ends

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it up and 1 friend secretly hoping it ends

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best,...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

Some people care too much... I think it's called love

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Some people care too much... I think it's called love

The love you take is equal to the love you make.

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The love you take is equal to the love you make.