A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

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Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

It is more shameful to distrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

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It is more shameful to distrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...

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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...

7 colors make a rainbow, 7 chords make a music, 7 days make a week,...

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7 colors make a rainbow, 7 chords make a music, 7 days make a week,...

Though miles may live between us we are never far apart, for friendship doesn't count...

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Though miles may live between us we are never far apart, for friendship doesn't count...

It's one thing when you lose a friend, or your friends become enemies. But it's...

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It's one thing when you lose a friend, or your friends become enemies. But it's...

Real friends are always going to be there by your side, even at times when...

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Real friends are always going to be there by your side, even at times when...

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

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I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

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Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.

Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

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Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

Sometimes, you just got to chill out, take a break from your friends and think...

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Sometimes, you just got to chill out, take a break from your friends and think...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.