A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

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Christmas is in your heart, not under the tree

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

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I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

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Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

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Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely...

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It'll be lonely this Christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this Christmas Lonely...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Worry less, giggle more.

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Worry less, giggle more.