A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

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Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

Sometimes people do nasty things, and sometimes this results in betrayal. Reacting with outrage won't...

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Sometimes people do nasty things, and sometimes this results in betrayal. Reacting with outrage won't...

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be...

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be...

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Real friends are always going to be there by your side, even at times when...

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Real friends are always going to be there by your side, even at times when...

Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world

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Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world

The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you even when...

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The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you even when...

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter

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It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter

People change.They end up having nothing to say to each other, even if they were...

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People change.They end up having nothing to say to each other, even if they were...

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.