A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and theyâ€™ll wait for you forever; pay...

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Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and theyâ€™ll wait for you forever; pay...