A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

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A fool always finds one more fool to admire him

Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

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Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

The person, be it gentelman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel...

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The person, be it gentelman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel...

Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you. Everyone loves strength,...

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Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you. Everyone loves strength,...