A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Friendship isn't a big thing.. it is a million little things

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Friendship isn't a big thing.. it is a million little things

It's one thing when you lose a friend, or your friends become enemies. But it's...

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It's one thing when you lose a friend, or your friends become enemies. But it's...

Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing,...

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Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing,...

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering...

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Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering...

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and...

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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and...

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

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If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone

Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

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Murhpy's Law: Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

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Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time

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Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time

The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you even when...

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The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you even when...

Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.

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Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.

Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

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Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...