A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Picture Quote by Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

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I was married by a judge,I should asked for a jury

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

The greatest distance on Earth is not north to south. It is when I am...

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The greatest distance on Earth is not north to south. It is when I am...

Friendship isn't a big thing.. it is a million little things

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Friendship isn't a big thing.. it is a million little things

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile then we'll be new friends

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We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile then we'll be new friends

When I look into the eyes of an animal I do not see an animal...

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When I look into the eyes of an animal I do not see an animal...

If friends disappoint you over and over that's in large part your own fault. Once...

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If friends disappoint you over and over that's in large part your own fault. Once...

Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

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Love overflows and joy never ends in a home thats blesses with family and friends

Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

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Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

Its unfair how the world works. When you love someone, every little thing he does...

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Its unfair how the world works. When you love someone, every little thing he does...

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be...

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be...

You can't fool friends, that's what makes them friends.

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You can't fool friends, that's what makes them friends.

Hard times will always reveal true friends.

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Hard times will always reveal true friends.

Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter...

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Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter...

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call...

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.