There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild they, kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

Picture Quote by Louis C.K.

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild they, kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what...

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It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what...