There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild they, kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

Picture Quote by Louis C.K.

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild they, kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

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