New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need to get in shape for airport screening

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need to get in shape for airport screening

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, New Year Picture Quotes, New Year's resolution Picture Quotes

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

Happy New Year 2014!

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Happy New Year 2014!

Hoping you will kiss the boy you like on New Year's Eve.

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Hoping you will kiss the boy you like on New Year's Eve.