New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need to get in shape for airport screening

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need to get in shape for airport screening

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

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A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

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We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering 'it will be happier.

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Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering 'it will be happier.

We are in the last month of the year. Just felt I should thank everyone...

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We are in the last month of the year. Just felt I should thank everyone...