My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Topics: Computers Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Man Picture Quotes

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Computers make excellent and efficient servants but I have no wish to serve under them.

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Computers make excellent and efficient servants but I have no wish to serve under them.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wifeâ€™s mistakes can...

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wifeâ€™s mistakes can...

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.