Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

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Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred...

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

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Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

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Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year...

May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

Is that special time of year So we are near

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Is that special time of year So we are near

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

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Something about the winter just makes you want o fall in love.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

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Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

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Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover