Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard

Topics: Christmas Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Naughty Picture Quotes, Naughty on Christmas Picture Quotes, Santa letter Picture Quotes

Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

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Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

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When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

Hope your holidays are filled with love!

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Hope your holidays are filled with love!

I want snow this Christmas!

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I want snow this Christmas!

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

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Santa won't you bring me the one I really need Won't you please bring me...

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

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I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

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When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

All I want for Christmas is you

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All I want for Christmas is you

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

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I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover