Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take without alcohol

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Joy, you have to start drinking again. Like life, you are very hard to take without alcohol

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...