I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I find one that I like.

Picture Quote by Vinnie Brand

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I find one that I like.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Having kids Picture Quotes

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

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Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

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Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix...

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with...

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

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It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

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Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

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Once you accept that your child will be different, not better or worse, just different,...

You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

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You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book...

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you