New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a list of your resolutions! Give up jobs give up benefits Give up pensions Give up services Give up university Give up health care.

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a list of your resolutions! Give up jobs give up benefits Give up pensions Give up services Give up university Give up health care.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

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Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk and the angry.

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Youâ€™re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. Youâ€™re supposed to...

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Youâ€™re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. Youâ€™re supposed to...

As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is to wishing you and...

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As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is to wishing you and...