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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to hear. "I'm pregnant, your the father and I'm going to kill all three of us!" " Calm down, have some dip." "Honey, it's the police. They have a search warrant, and the three hundred kilos of cocaine are still sitting out in the living room." Here's something nobody wants to hear. Nobody wants to hear this.
Picture Quote by George Carlin
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