Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro I'm Broda

Picture Quote by How I met your mother

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro I'm Broda

Topics: Barney Stinson Picture Quotes, Confidence Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Positive-thinking Picture Quotes

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

Come on beautiful pick yourself up and dry your eyes everything will be okay

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Come on beautiful pick yourself up and dry your eyes everything will be okay

One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you then.. you're gonna...

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One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you then.. you're gonna...

The heart was made to be broken

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The heart was made to be broken

I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

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I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

My heart is not a playground go play somewhere else

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My heart is not a playground go play somewhere else

One doth not know How much an ill word may empoison liking

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One doth not know How much an ill word may empoison liking

I don’t want a broken heart; cause I'll lose all the pieces

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I don’t want a broken heart; cause I'll lose all the pieces

He jests at scars, that never felt a wound

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He jests at scars, that never felt a wound

Never underestimate the pain of a person. Because in all honesty, everyone hurts. Some people...

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Never underestimate the pain of a person. Because in all honesty, everyone hurts. Some people...

Never make a guy your everything cause when he leaves you'll have nothing

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Never make a guy your everything cause when he leaves you'll have nothing

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

Grief at the absence of a loved one is happiness compared to life with a...

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Grief at the absence of a loved one is happiness compared to life with a...