Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro I'm Broda

Picture Quote by How I met your mother

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro I'm Broda

Topics: Barney Stinson Picture Quotes, Confidence Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Positive-thinking Picture Quotes

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

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Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...