Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro I'm Broda

Picture Quote by How I met your mother

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro I'm Broda

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry.

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What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry.

It often starts with women thinking a married man is a safe partner for casual,...

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It often starts with women thinking a married man is a safe partner for casual,...

If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

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If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

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I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her

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The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her

Even a faithful mistress can be bent by constant threats.

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Even a faithful mistress can be bent by constant threats.

As a mother, she has people other than herself to consider, and she might hesitate...

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As a mother, she has people other than herself to consider, and she might hesitate...

Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

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Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

A woman knows when a man looks into her eyes and sees someonhe else.

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A woman knows when a man looks into her eyes and sees someonhe else.

Never tell a loved one of an infidelity: you would be badly rewarded for your...

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Never tell a loved one of an infidelity: you would be badly rewarded for your...

When you're unhappy or dissatisfied in your relationship you're more likely to be tempted too...

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When you're unhappy or dissatisfied in your relationship you're more likely to be tempted too...

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.