What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me