I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.