Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Work is much more fun than fun.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.