Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
The sun never sets on Government House.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
Work is much more fun than fun.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...