I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote by Noel Coward
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
There's always something fishy about the French.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.