I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Funny Quotes, People Quotes

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.