Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.