We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

Quote by Noel Coward

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There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.