There's always something fishy about the French.

Quote by Noel Coward

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Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.