I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Quote by Noel Coward
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
Work is much more fun than fun.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.