I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

We hear the haunting presentiment of a dutiful middle age in the current reluctance of...

We hear the haunting presentiment of a dutiful middle age in the current reluctance of...

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

When we are young, we are slavishly employed in procuring something whereby we may live...

When we are young, we are slavishly employed in procuring something whereby we may live...

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.