I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Quote by Noel Coward
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Work is much more fun than fun.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
O loss of sight, of thee I most complain! Blind among enemies, O worse than...
I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing...
We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...