I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...