I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for...

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

There's always something fishy about the French.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.