It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Morality Quotes

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.