I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Quote by W C Fields

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.