I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.