I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.