I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.

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That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.