That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

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Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?