That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Quote by Tracy Morgan

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I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...