It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

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Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...