I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

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I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...