I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.

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Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!