Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.
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Tracy Morgan Quotes
Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...
Here comes the fun cooker!
That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.
Freaky-deakies need love too.
Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Are you a large child or a small adult?
I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...
I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
I'm getting too old for this ship!
Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.
Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
This just got awesome!
I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...