Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

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As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...