Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

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I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...