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Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding,...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I'm getting too old for this ship!

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

Here comes the fun cooker!

Here comes the fun cooker!